Cooking up a storm

The messer from Marseille specialises in cheeses, wines and hangovers. Steer clear if she’s focusing on the latter or risk being called a fat eejit


Causing smoke in the kitchen

The self declared Grand Fromage, you’ll catch him either side of the counter. Thankfully never in his Man City shirt


Commander and ch(i)ef

Please don’t talk to Chris about Star Wars or service will experience severe delays


Tall, darth and handsome

Handsome, extremely talented and best of all, modest, Jack has done a truly fantastic job writing the staff biogs


Running tables, not marathons

The most Irish looking Englishman you’ll ever meet. Often found prancing around in skinny jeans tighter than Eddie Van Halen’s leotards


Princess in Peter Pan’s pants